Mattress Surfing

sodamnrelatable:

Expectation:

Reality:

The awkward moment when you’re staring at someone cute and they look right back at you.

laugh-addict:

When you were younger and a friend came round

sodamnrelatable:

The awkward first half hour of politeness:

The next couple of hours:

When their parents came to collect them:

“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”

 

How come half the people who have tongue rings look 12 or creepy as fuck??? Just a thought.